I bring happiness to sentences and pleasure to the world. 

Painter of commas, sculptor of pauses, checker of facts, tester of patience, composer of boardsports bro-speak, heartfelt brand stories, and nonboring corporate communications (but for the right money, I can skew boring as well), I have worked with 90+ brands over the past decade on innumerable projects—everything from catalogs to websites, billboards to blogs, presentations to packaging, menus to scripts, sneakers to wall art, memoirs to employment manuals, and a lot of other stuff too.

I deliver work on time and on point, consistently and efficiently. No debate, no mess, no drama.

I will make your copy better.



Driven Studio, Burlington, VT: Writer; present

JDK Design, Burlington, VT: Editor, proofreader, copywriter; 2003-2013

Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, VT: MFA in Writing (poetry); 2011-2013

University of Washington, Seattle, WA: Certificate, Editing Program; 2002-2003

Cornell University, Ithaca, NY: BA, English; 1992-1996